@AverageJoe
Average Joe
@AverageJoe · 4:34

Hi, Kids! I’m Back!

And I will admit, as much as I have disdain for Trump and the Trump Pansy movement, I had to laugh. The one pickup truck had an actual bed in the back with a night table with all kinds of medications around it and a mannequin of Donald Trump on the other side as he was putting Sleepy Joe to sleep. I guess he was reading him a lullaby or something. Something about the most terrific, terrific story you've ever heard. Probably the best

My time away

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Shahnaz Ahmed
@bookishpodcast · 1:15
Well, yeah, I like your accent bedroom. So, yeah, welcome back. I'm glad you left at the parade. And it certainly rained on mine because it's raining out here, where I live. And on top of it, talking about all these parades thing is raining on my parade. So, yeah, well, what else do I expect from you? Right. Well, I'm glad you're back. And looking forward to more from you. All right. Bye
@AverageJoe
Average Joe
@AverageJoe · 0:46

@bookishpodcast

The proper pronunciation is America, as in don't tread on me because these colors don't read. So that's how you got to do it. That's how it's done. And yes, in a short amount of time, we will find out if we are going to be the United States of America or if we have fully transitioned into America. You got to get that little grit to it, too. America white man in America. You know that thing
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Taylor J
@Taylor · 0:42
Joe. Welcome back. It's so good to hear your voice. I have to say, I'm glad to hear you made it out of Florida without having been eaten by the the mysterious, vicious Florida Man. We all know the myth of of Florida man. And it sounds like you were surrounded by Florida Man, his family. You were in the den of Florida, Man, as it were. Wow. I'm so glad you're okay. I would quarantine yourself the next two weeks
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Average Joe
@AverageJoe · 2:28

@CaliGooner

Now, I don't wave back because I'm at the point, look, these little bastards don't need to acknowledge me. Don't look at me. You know what I'm saying? And I'm not just talking about Trump pansies offspring. I'm talking about all kids see the beauty of when your kids grow and they're adults. Now, you don't have to be nice to other people's children anymore. At least this is the rule
@Mtwadamela
Mtwadamela Ijogo
@Mtwadamela · 0:28
Sup, Joe, glad to see you back in the house. Had you a cool little vacation. Got your drink on, got your puff on. I know. So I'm sure you rested, well rested and ready. Need to get back into the swing of this s*** here. So I'll be looking for that morning, Joe. Tomorrow. Now say it with me, Joe. We ain't too old for this s***
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Average Joe
@AverageJoe · 2:01

@Mtwadamela

So then I ate another one, and, oh, boy, did that go sideways on me? And so I'd stay away from that. But if I could find that strain again, whatever the h*** that strain was, I would be happy to smoke all the time rather than drink because I really dug that one. But yeah, for the most part, it just does not jive with me. I just become like, a complete Jello brain. And I can't
@AverageJoe
Average Joe
@AverageJoe · 1:51

https://s.swell.life/SSEdRumh6dTJobM

And because I'm always thinking of you. Swell. I remembered I took a picture of that pontoon boat heading off into the sunset. And if I got to enjoy that visual, so should you be able to I'm posting it for you here. And I want you to think along with me. That image right there represents a possibility for this coming Tuesday, that that pontoon boat with their dopey flag and their refusals to wear masks may be symbolic as it's been rejected
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Bowie Rowan
@bowie · 1:06

Being a good Samaritan talking through my mask 😷

That would be relaxing and less obnoxious than some of what you described, if that's possible. And also safe. So excited to get your feedback and also hopefully excited to get in the ship with you here on Slow about something coming. It Mr. Dude
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Average Joe
@AverageJoe · 2:20
I don't know that I'd go back to Bonita because it just was kind of a smaller beach. And the beach, if you're in the shells, the beach is comprised of broken shells, and Ironically, they call it Barefoot Beach. I think that's when you call, like when you've got a super tall guy and you call him Shorty, I think it's one of those things. My daughter is currently living in St. Petersburg for school, and she says it's great there
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Bowie Rowan
@bowie · 1:15
Yes, even as a young habitat, I do sing Margaritaville and eat some coconut shrimp all while on a bicycle, I think, because I am a young whipper snapper. I can probably manage that. But I'm getting to that age where it's becoming much more dangerous than it used to be. And I have to use my health insurance a lot more than I used to. So there's that. But in all seriousness, thanks for the heads up, too. About the beach
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