Average Joe
@AverageJoe · 4:10
Crucifixes Kill Demons Dead!
Ed and Lorraine Warren were real life paranormal investigators. And so they've both passed on, and their daughter and their son in law have inherited their home and their Museum of haunted Spooky artifacts. Okay, so their soninlaw, Tony Spiro, now runs their YouTube channel. Maybe he started it. I don't know. I don't know if it existed prior. Anyway, none of that matters
And do we call it a prayer session? Or do we call it an exorcism? Or what shall we call it? But they all stood around me. I was sitting on a chair in the living room, and they all placed their hands on me. And they prayed. And they prayed. And they prayed. It went on for at least an hour and a half before I got tired of this performance
Average Joe
@AverageJoe · 1:40
So the guy was like lying. Look, no carpets turning into a dog and attacking anybody in the first place. But he even had decency to create his own story to his friends. I don't know. It's all crazy. Well, look, at least you got away from it all now, I guess. Yeah, that's pretty wacky, man. I got to give you that high five there for dealing with that kind of that kind of next level craziness
A carpet demon dog. That's a new one. I haven't heard that one before. Yeah, that was. I guess you would say the first level of escape. I would say the nail in the coffin was when I told them I'm not an Atheist. I'm left leaning and I'm gay. And there you have it
Average Joe
@AverageJoe · 0:24
D***. So you kind of hit them with, like, a trifecta. F*** you, Daddy. Oh, I'm out, right? You pushed all your chips in at once. I'm sure they enjoyed that. That had to go over very, very well, well, good for you. Get away from all that crazy. Who needs that? Nobody needs that. That's who needs it
Hi, this is Heman 49, three from Animanga nation. Yee. You hit them with a triple threat right there. You're less lean, you're left leaning, you're gay, and you're an atheist. Oof, that's a. That's a double. That's a triple will knock out right there. The best way I can describe this from my perspective as a geek, as a nerd, as a gamer, as an anime fan is the constant butchering of Dungeons and Dragons