@AverageJoe
Average Joe
@AverageJoe · 1:20

I Voted

Is this. That's right? We have some wonderful parting gifts for you, like indictments and exile to Russia, where you can be taken care of by your KGB Daddy, Vladimir, you low IQed piece of monkey excrement. Let this be the end to this dark chapter in American history. Let this be the grand finale to this fireworks display of idiocy that we've witnessed over the last four years

US Election 2020

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@bowie
Bowie Rowan
@bowie · 0:10
Joe, what is your personal prediction? For how long it's going to take for Trump to concede the throne
@AverageJoe
Average Joe
@AverageJoe · 2:13
I'm sure they'd be happy to lend his name to it and let him sit there and spew his conspiracy theories and his rhetoric and all that kind of stuff. But yeah, he'll never, ever concede defeat. He'll say something to the effect of, you know, they've rigged it so badly. I have no choice but to go or something along those lines. The guy, he is the embodiment of privilege and being a petulant, spoiled silver spoon in the mouth born child
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@Gmosko
Gracie Mosko
@Gmosko · 0:05
And what are you going to do when Donald Trump wins? Because that is a possibility, you know
@AverageJoe
Average Joe
@AverageJoe · 0:18
Well, this is why I've begun building a rocket ship to Mars out of, you know, spare pallets that I found and different things like that, you know, some PVC piping. You know, I'm pretty sure it's going to work. I found the plans on the internet
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@Gmosko
Gracie Mosko
@Gmosko · 0:12
I'm really trying to be genuinely serious. I'm not looking for jokes here. I just want to know what you will actually do if Donald Trump does win, that is a possibility
@Gmosko
Gracie Mosko
@Gmosko · 0:19
I respect that people support Biden, but I also know that one person will win and that person will either be Trump or Biden. And there is a possibility that Trump will win. So what we'll people who support Biden do if that ever happens
@Gmosko
Gracie Mosko
@Gmosko · 0:08
I will give you props, though, for that answer. That was pretty clever. I'm going to start using that for people from now on
@topgold
Bernie Goldbach
@topgold · 1:02

@AverageJoe feels good to cast

And Portland and the two radio stations are radically different where I'm from in Pennsylvania, it's very red country, Amish. They had a radio station would definitely be representative of the values there. On another Swell, I posted my great more than $100 Esk paid to vote. It took a while for my absentee ballot to reach my home county, but I feel good that it did one time, thanks to the cast swell
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@Missy302
Missy 302
@Missy302 · 1:08
Joe. Thanks for putting all my feelings into words. That was epic. So question if he's not going to concede. And I guess I guess he could go with its rigged. Look what they're doing to me. Feel so sorry for me. Blah, blah. So are they going to have to physically remove him from the White House? That's what I'm thinking. I just don't even know where we go if he decides that he's not going to say that he lost
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@Gmosko
Gracie Mosko
@Gmosko · 0:08
So you support abortion? You're sick. Don't you have any children of your own
@Taylor
Taylor J
@Taylor · 0:40

@topgold

Top Gold I just have to reply to something that you brought up. I know that you live overseas right now and that you're voting through an absentee ballot. So I just want to publicly state here that this is the exact reason why the votes are not officially actually decided on election night. Everything is media projection
@topgold
Bernie Goldbach
@topgold · 1:31

@CaliGooner https://s.swell.life/SSFIVWy1mAhHkne

Official mail. US mail. It's sitting in Honolulu for more than a week. Tragic, man, the sub could actually stamp the postmark, but it would not be unusual when I live in overseas to get stuff that was four or five months from the postmark. First class mail. Yeah. Trump cannot call the election when he wants it's. Not like a football game. You can declare when to blow the whistle. Now, there's extra time in this one, man
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@Taylor
Taylor J
@Taylor · 0:43

@topgold question for ya!

Yeah. Top gold. That is some horrible stuff there. I mean, like, how do we have all of this money invested in this supposedly incredible infrastructure and this sort of thing can happen. It boggles the mind. Honestly, question for you
@topgold
Bernie Goldbach
@topgold · 3:21

@CaliGooner PA cannot open the mail until tomorrow. Also, Dylan (9).

Taylor. I'm here with Dylan. Dylan's nine, and he's going to be a Pennsylvania voter when he grows up. And that's what I've heard. So lots of mail and different kinds of envelopes. Pennsylvania has to have all hands on deck, probably California. I'm not sure where you live, Dylan. And what county is that in Tipadoran? And where is Tupadoran Tiberia? And where is that Ireland? And who's bigger? America or Ireland is doing? Ireland?
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@AverageJoe
Average Joe
@AverageJoe · 0:27

@Missy302

Hey Missy. There's there's measures in place for this exact scenario. And considering that he has the most unprecedented level of nonsupport from the military Chiefs of of staff and all that, it wouldn't go very well for him if he thinks he's not going to leave office, but it would be kind of funny if he didn't. I think that would be kind of good
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